Such a great Saturday with my girlfriend! Disneyland was a blast! We got to be all couply and make people “barf sparkles” with our matching shirts, dancing in line, and just being plain cutesy…it was great! I can’t wait until I get to see her again, but, until then, it’s back to being long distance!
Like you too boyfriend!! #barfingsparkles
- Me: If you knew you were incubating an alien queen inside your chest would y--
- Mum: You need to learn to differentiate fiction from reality. You're too old for this.
- Me: If we were ever in a horrible situation and I died, would you eat my corpse?
- Dad: *distracted* Cannibalism is against the rules in the Hunger Games since Titus, from district 6, started eating the other tributes. The gamemakers killed him. I wouldn't risk it.
this is what I need.